My Roommate has good eyes, or just knows me too well...

So my roommate was reading my Blog (she is currently in PA on an internship...scratch that, her intership ends today...she is headed to NY with her boyfriend), and she noticed two more fun things (i.e. things to make fun of) about my picture from my previous life: Not only was my hair a disaster, but I have a cheesy porn mustache (which in her words "wouldn't even grow yet") and am wearing what looks to be a calculator watch (I can't tell from the photo, but if it is I assure you it included a square root function).

Feel the love.